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kenkousen

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Software developer, technical trainer, and author of Mockito Made Clear, Modern Java Recipes, Help Your Boss Help You, Gradle Recipes for Android, Kotlin Cookbook, and Making Java Groovy. #searchable

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I'm stunned!

This morning I learnt that Albert Einstein was a real person.

Up until now, I'd always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

kenkousen ,
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Relatively speaking, of course

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I've just downloaded the whole of the Titanic soundtrack.

It's synching right now

kenkousen ,
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Ouch. I sea what you did there

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An SQL statement walks into a pub. He goes up to two tables and asks "mind if I join you?"

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DBA walks into a NoSQL bar. Can't find a table, so he leaves

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