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jornane

@jornane@ipv6.social

Does stuff with authentication, devops, servers, clouds, suns, moons, cats and dogs. Crypto crazies hate him. 👹🇳🇴🇳🇱🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️☢️

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Bron1954 , to random
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jornane ,
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@futurebird @Bron1954 My partner is afraid of spiders.

So I pick them up, walk towards the door, release it inside, open the door, make a throwing gesture, close the door and everyone is happy.

The spider will be more careful not to be spotted next time.

tillshadeisgone , to random
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Black person: gee, I wish we could restrict replies on certain posts to just certain people...

White people in the replies unironically: THIS WILL BRING ABOUT FASCISM!! NOBODY FOLLOWS ME BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU! HELP!! I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!!!

not an exaggeration

jornane ,
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@Tim_Eagon @tillshadeisgone It is? That is great news!

luckytran , to random
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“NOTE: We expect the CDC to rescind the 5 day isolation period in the very near future. Once the CDC guidance is updated, employees will no longer be eligible for Covid pay for any period of isolation.”

Employers were ready for the CDC change so they could end sick pay.

jornane ,
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@luckytran Right wing people making a fuss about a “great reset”, which would be killing people to end overpopulation.

Then proceed to kill people so they have to pay less.

Literally any accusation is an admission with these people.

parismarx , to random
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Italy’s far-right party proposed using AI to assign youth mandatory jobs.

“The young person will no longer be able to choose whether to work or not, but [will be] bound to accept the job offer for himself (sic), for his family and for the country, under penalty of loss of all benefits.”

https://algorithmwatch.org/en/italian-neofascists-artificial-intelligence/

#tech #ai #italy #government

jornane ,
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@parismarx @yawnbox The amount of people replying “what could possibly go wrong” is astonishing.

Say it with me. This Is Not Okay.

futurebird , to random
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Cars just keep coming. Evenly spaced.

I see a gap. Yes! Move quickly to walk through. The car about to pass sees; slows. Doesn’t stop. LOL Nooooo not that! just slows enough to destroy the gap.

I bet they feel so considerate!😡

Another gap. Huge gap! This time I don’t move. Don’t wanna spook ‘em. Soon as this car passes I can go! But they see me looking & slow! Desperately I wave for them to go. Confuses them more: they crawl rubbernecking at my misery. But don’t stop. Gap is gone.😖

jornane ,
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@futurebird This is USA I guess? I always stop when I see someone with as much as a foot on the road.

“But they’re not allowed to cross here”
Yes they are! And even if they weren’t, I’m not allowed to kill them for it, so just stop.

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