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Bewildered Dad. Dirty old man. He/Him/They/Them, not fussy. Big, autistic daftie. Crisps Influencer. Beard Person.

I like old computers, video games, swearing, and getting the shit kicked out of me in mosh pits for some reason. :guffo:

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America: This is our Prime Minister winning his seat in parliament

guffo OP ,
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I cannot express clearly enough, genuinely, with no sarcasm, how normal this is.

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At this point, you’re less likely to be catastrophically owned by downloading a cracked copy of Windows Vista from a Russian torrent site than buying a new copy of Windows 11.

https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112475611939997391

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being able to be funny while you're complaining is a very useful skill

guffo ,
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@ElleGray That may be the only skill I have left

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I wonder, after the dribbly yawn that was Starfield, how much people playing Bethesda’s games will pick up now their IP is attached to one of the only good video game tv series’ ever made?

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@vampiress I’m absolutely desperate for Bethesda to allow a third party to make an interim Fallout game like Obsidian did with New Vegas. Fallout 5 is years away and I’m scared that Bethesda has forgotten how to make games.

guffo ,
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@vampiress Absolutely. Everything that makes a Big Bethesda RPG great was just fundamentally incompatible with the environment they created.

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I bought an iced coffee from the shop. The lid has instructions on it, explaining how to open it.

The last step of the instructions is telling me to drink the coffee. I knew that bit. You didn't need to tell me. I wasn't going to dangle my nuts in it by accident or anything.

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To let you in on my process, I spent a moment wondering what the stupidest thing I could do with a cup of coffee was before settling on "dangling my nuts in it".

The short list also contained "pouring it up my arse" and "yeeting it over next door's fence".

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    guffo ,
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    @vampiress I always forget what an absolute UNIT the Lynx is

    guffo ,
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    @vampiress @DJDarren Woah, I have an OG GameBoy here so the Lynx must be the size of a briefcase

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    @vampiress The best bit about LSL1 is standing on the guy’s nuts outside the toilets in the bar at the beginning.

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