@efi@chitter.xyz cover
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

efi

@efi@chitter.xyz

am kitten | I don't understand most things | help kitten make cool videogame | please, tell kitten if you need a cw tag | enby eφ

illegally a girl since 2014

the person to ask about Xenia
https://xenia-linux-site.glitch.me/
https://github.com/Efimero/xenia

don't follow me if you're a minor or pretending to be or not be one | don't follow me if you don't want me to have a crush on you | don't offer me hugs, just hug me, gddmt!!

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

ElleGray , to random

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@ElleGray that is such a mediocre reaction to a brilliant descriptor

futurebird , to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

At the Role-Playing Games club today, a fun debate. The whole campaign is on this ice-locked ship in the arctic: the DM introduced the possibility of sirens.

One player declares their character is ace and therefore immune to romantic seduction.

Not so, says DM these sirens call out with "whatever you desire most" ... another player wonders if, since their character is monk seeking enlightenment and the death of all worldly desires are they immune?

Apparently the sirens do enlightenment too.

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@futurebird nobody is immune to the allure of the siren's song, for they sing to the heart, not the mind

alice , to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar

After dying my hair blue and pink, my hairbrush looks like a poorly-planned gender reveal party.

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@alice all of those are poorly planned by definition

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@alice they definitely are not considering most options when they assign a gender based on pictures of flesh sounds

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@alice echography

alice , to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar

Look at this adorable baby seal I found!

White and black cat smiling while getting headpats.

efi ,
@efi@chitter.xyz avatar

@alice

vampiress , to random
@vampiress@eigenmagic.net avatar

[Thread, post or comment was deleted by the author]

    •
    efi ,
    @efi@chitter.xyz avatar

    @vampiress I agree that these look awesome, but that is not circuit patterns grrrr

    stina_marie , to horror group
    @stina_marie@horrorhub.club avatar

    It's Monday again...

    @horror

    efi ,
    @efi@chitter.xyz avatar

    @stina_marie @horror wish you a 9999 damage crit

    efi , to random
    @efi@chitter.xyz avatar
    screenshot of a post by Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you "name five of their songs", the correct response is "name five women who trust you", so I pass this on in case and of you need it
    ALT
  • Reply
    • + hrefna
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • test
  • worldmews
  • mews
  • All magazines
    •