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"There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Yngwie!"...

Previously an Electrical Engineer, Service Account Manager of the year, Engineering team manager and other crimes... Come for sarcasm, get cats and hugs...

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Explaining Software - Development Methods By Flying To Mars The Waterfall Method: You Build A Rocket You Test The Rocket You Go To Mars Agile Development: You Want To Go To Mars, Probably You Start Building A Rocket You Then Want To Go To Uranus You Go To The Moon The Kanban Method: You Want To Go To Mars You Split The Work Into Thousands Of Tiny Pieces One Year Later You Are Still Waiting For The Armrests To Be Done Scrum: You Want To Build Armrests For A Rocket Seat You Disappear For A Month To Work On It You Fail To Build Armrests. After A 15-Minute Meeting You Decide To Start Over Lean Development: You Want To Go To Mars (But You Have No Money) You Add Wings To A Firecracker You Try To Convince Investors That It May Fly To Mars Some Day, Maybe
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    On the one hand, Apple is poisoning their OSs with deep and ghastly "AI" integration meaning I won't be able to update OSs unless they let me turn it all off.

    On the other hand, Elon Musk is having a dummy spit over it and wants to ban Apple devices at his companies so maybe it's not ALL bad.

    devopscats ,
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    @vampiress FWIW, unlike everyone else they’ve at least thought about the security:

    https://security.apple.com/blog/private-cloud-compute/

    I wouldn’t rely on Space Karen “full autonomous driving is coming in 2019” as a reliable source of any information on anything

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    devopscats , to random
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    Solve a puzzle for me. • ChatGPT Sure, I'd love to help! What kind of puzzle would you like me to solve? - You: A man and a goat are on one side of the river. They have a boat. How can they go across? - ChatGPT The man takes the goat across the river first, leaving the boat on the original side. Then, the man returns alone with the boat. He leaves the goat on the other side and takes the boat back to the original side. Finally, he takes the cabbage across the river.
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    Mulched a load of cuttings in the front yard today so the blackbirds can leave the backyard alone for a while…

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