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ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet"

outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem

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four year old fb post
same as it ever was

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The Gang Explores a Dungeon

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pigeons are vaporwave coded

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In the beginning tech bubbles were spaced by twenty-four weeks, then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. The last one in Sydney…was a week. In four days, we could be seeing a tech bubble every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes.

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happy 4th birthday to the greatest trending topic of all time

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the 👑 who milkshaked Nigel Farage only gets better

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me, eating chips that leave your fingers coated with a thick layer of waterproof nuclear orange dust:

I'm sure these are good for me

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what every attempt by AI to replicate human creativity looks like

ancient_catbus , to random
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INNOCENT

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i kinda wish george soros was an infinitely-resourced left-wing mastermind

because then society might improve somewhat in my lifetime

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@saddestrobots if you are a politically active fascist billionaire there are zero repercussions, and in fact liberals will compliment you on your industry, if you are a politically active non-fascist billionaire the entire right wing rage factory will dedicate itself to your destruction

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the difference between the fictional RoboCop and real police officers is RoboCop is haunted by memories of life as a human being

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I will never apologize for a post

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the dipshits with their 'ouside agitators' storyline really think this is how things work

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HAL 9000 watching companies stuff AI into everything they make

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whenever a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then all the politicians do this

Homer Simpson disappearing backwards into a hedge

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Marguerite Duras

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i shit on the pope and his stupid rules

ancient_catbus ,
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@saddestrobots anyone who takes a guy wearing a hat that stupid seriously has problems

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for Godzilla, every city is walkable

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Donkey Kong mural
Concord, New Hampshire

close up

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big downside to Mastodon is you can't say "go back to mastodon, dork" to a pedantic dumbass in your mentions

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Siri, how do I block the largest instance on earth?

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ancient_catbus , to random
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Be lit with us, Sluggo
Be lit with us
forever
and ever
and ever

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they should invent a type of logging on that doesn't expose you to man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

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google search is really going to shit, searched for 'gaming mouse' and this is what i got

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Good morning from Mully and Sculder

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player: I open the door
GM: roll for Wisdom at -3

ancient_catbus , to random
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meet me at the brutalist KFC in ten minutes if you want an ass-kicking

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oh to be a gentleman bat fighting a duel in old Hokaido

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