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Trump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.

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For the more exigent, why not splash out on a custom SNICKERS bar for $1.76 ...

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United Snickers of America ...

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like french fries.

-Enjoy watching TV.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

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