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Lon3star

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Sports, Magic: The Gathering, and other things.
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GottaLaff , to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️ Via Katie Phang:

NEW: Judge enters a paperless Order allowing each side to file a supplemental brief on the SCO’s Motion for Bond Modification on or before July 5, 2024.

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff

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GottaLaff , to random
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💥The fifth #SCOTUS opinion today: United States v. Rahimi

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DEFENDING FEDERAL GUN BAN FOR DOMESTIC ABUSERS

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff quick peek at the profile, he's more nuts than a Planters Deluxe

GottaLaff , to random
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So long plastic air pillows: Amazon shifting to recycled paper filling for packages in North America

Amazon is moving from putting plastic air pillows in its packages in North America to using recycled paper filling instead, a move that’s more environmentally friendly and is said to secure items in boxes just the same, if not better
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/long-plastic-air-pillows-amazon-shifting-recycled-paper-111272420

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff I recently ordered a very large bottle of hot sauce... It came in a box that had a fair amount of wiggle room. It was packed with a loosely crumpled, single sheet of recycled paper... These are harrowing times. Glad to see the plastic go, but they may need to be more generous on the paper

GottaLaff , to random
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#TrumpTrial started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/… #Trump #legal

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff we need a process for managing outright and debunked lies

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GottaLaff , to random
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Emptywheel:

Tommy Tuberville says he went to Gotham to help an accused felon threaten a judge's family.

Via David Lurie:

Tuberville is a bad co-conspirator.

Aaron Rupar:

Tommy Tuberville admits on Newsmax that "one of the reasons he went" to NYC yesterday was to "overcome this gag order"

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff @atrupar that's a special kind of stupid

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/… more preamble, via Rupar:

Trump this morning printed out new NYT poll showing him ahead in swing states+ some Fox columns for good measure.

"A legal expense is a legal expense. It's marked down in the book, 'legal expense'" --Trump still pretending he doesn't understand why he was charged w crimes re Stormy payment

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff wow, the degree of dirtbag he exudes is amazing anyone would trust him

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff true, you're either in it with your own expectations on how to profit or you're the mark

GottaLaff , to random
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I'm going to post my dopey gif early today because we're so busy and I don't wanna forget.

Here you go! 20 more days til we leave!
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Have a wonderful evening, everyone!

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Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff

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GottaLaff , to random
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Via Decision Desk HQ:

At 41.4%, Donald Trump's favorability rating is the lowest in the Decision Desk HQ/thehill
average since last December. Trump's net favorability rating of -13.0% is lower than Joe Biden's for the first time since last August.

See it here: https://elections2024.thehill.com/national/trump-favorability-rating/

🚨 For the first time since last October, Joe Biden leads Donald Trump in the polling average. Biden leads Trump by 0.1% based on 685 polls.

Lon3star ,
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@GottaLaff that is still way too close for comfort and reason

mastodonmigration , to random
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Tomorrow Trump's $175M bond may be ruled null and void.

Just a quick reminder that Trump is facing two tough court reckonings tomorrow. Everyone will be following the opening statements in his NY election fraud trial, but nearby his lawyers will be meeting with NY prosecutors and Judge Engoron to rule on the validity of his 'fishy' $175M bond for his business fraud conviction. If the bond is deemed invalid, asset seizure to cover the $450M+ judgement may commence.

https://www.newsweek.com/letitia-james-may-seize-trumps-assets-hush-money-trial-glenn-kirschner-1892580

Lon3star ,
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@mastodonmigration let's gooooooo!

jsrailton , to random
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    Lon3star ,
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    @jsrailton humans are taking AI jobs!

    GottaLaff , to random
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    ⏳📌
    Via Kyle Griffin:

    Donald just attacked Michael Cohen by name online in what could be a direct violation of Judge Merchan's gag order.

    Lon3star ,
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    @GottaLaff I await... Consequences :blobcatcoffee:

    mastodonmigration , to random
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    Might be wrong here, but seems like this may be a bigger deal than a clerical error as is being widely reported:

    Rejected and ‘returned for correction’: Docs for Trump’s $175M bond get bounced >>> https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/rejected-and-returned-for-correction-docs-for-trumps-175m-bond-get-bounced/

    It may be that the bond company didn't report their financials because they have insufficient collateral to secure a bond of this magnitude. In which case the bond is no good, Trump doesn't have a bond, and he is out of time.

    Let's see how this gets resolved...

    Lon3star ,
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    @mastodonmigration @GottaLaff does that mean Monday 4/15 is going to be doubley-delicious?

    mastodonmigration , (edited ) to random
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    So, what seems to have happened here is Chubb, who underwrote the E. Jean Carroll $83M rape bond and who's chairman Evan Greenberg seems to be in the tank for the criminal rapist, got a full measure of (well deserved) blowback for supporting the rapist and has now passed, along with everone else, on underwriting the big half billion dollar criminal fraud bond.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/whats-up-with-chubb-trump-insurer-balked-at-fraud-bond-2024-3

    Thanks to @SteveThompson for posting the link.

    Who thinks the Chubb chumps will ever see their $83M repaid?

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    @mastodonmigration @zestyfupaturbo @SteveThompson "corruption will... Uh... Find a way"

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