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DoctorDisco

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Just your average, run-of-the-mill, grey-haired Scottish Doct..er.. Mathematician. I neither possess a medical degree nor a twin record deck but I do remember disco when made its first appearance. #Steampunk #Gaming #Autism #AutisticOver50 #AutisticElder #Discworld #HHGTTG #HomeAssistant #RaspberryPi 🏳️‍🌈

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My kid and I have a running head-canon that cats are actually higher-dimensional slug monstrosities that our human brains can't fully comprehend.

The "cats" we know and love are actually an anglerfish-like protrusion that pokes through into our lower-dimensional spacetime.

The saliva they coat themselves in contains a mild hallucinogen which produces a calming effect that helps mask their true natures, so they can lure humans closer to feed off the kinetic energy of headpats.

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@alice well.. she may be an eldritch horror formed out of a twisted knot of the deep dark void between the dimensions..
But she loves my lap so I'm happy to feed the beast :)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jellybean L'ndon wgah'nagl fhtagn !! ;)

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