CurlyMoustache

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

"For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff"

FTFY

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

truck nuts

Yes, I'm a man in my 40s. Why do you ask?

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).

I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.

Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.

As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

This one is newer: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j9f95EJaTHg/VNBkM0cJhCI/AAAAAAAARzs/wIzGSSJkiCo/s1600/alison-carroll-kick-1210867833.jpg

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the "release" of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

Some old guy on Facebook:

"But it's snowing where I am!"

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

It's all fun and games until the cameras come out during threesomes

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

Conservatives hate The Vatican now, and won't go there because The Vatican City raised the age of consent from 12 to 18 in 2013

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

Seems legit

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

There are fibre people!? 😱

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

I had a friend who hated tomatoes. I've served him tomato soup several times without him knowing what it is, and he fucking loved it!

And he used (poured) ketchup on everything

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

The tomatoes my local big brand name shop sells is atrocious. If I buy them from a speciality store or a store owned by immigrants, the fruits and vegetables are infinitely better and the price is not that bad when compared to the brand name shop

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

Excellent song by Radiohead 👍

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

"Laks" in Norwegian. "Røykalaks" is smoked salmon

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

Same. I work from 06.30-14.30 when I work from home

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

@aihorde draw for me a hungarian hovercraft full of eels

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

I'm not seeing anything anywhere (Sync) and web (Firefox)

CurlyMoustache , 4 months ago

@aihorde draw for me a hovercraft full of eels

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

True Detective Season 4 x Cities: Skylines 2

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

I'm a milennial. I live in a country where we try not to work ourselves to death. Even my employer encourages an active separation between work and personal life. I do not remember what my monthly or yearly salary is, but I am able to have a good personal life with alot of spare time and money for my hobbies.

When I talk to my friends over the pond to the west, I'm always shocked about what I hear. 40+ hour workweeks, hardly any time off from work, etc. I also have a couple of friends in Japan, and their stories are actually worse compared to across the western pond.

Me and my girlfriend rent, which is somewhat unheard of around here. After the war, the economy was based on owning your own home. I made a few stupid choices when I was in my 20s, and I'm paying for them now by renting. The prices of homes are skyrocketing, so that every time I save some money, the prices increase and I have to save more to get a loan. Tough luck, but that's the way it is. I do not want to get a side hustle just to kill my self getting enough money to buy my home.

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Same. I fast for 2-4 days straight regularly. People I work with, can't go without 2-3 hours without snacking on something to "get their blood sugar levels up!" 🙄

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Free cholesterol!

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Don't. They have two weird languages

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Trump probably came up with this on the fly. And since there's more intelligence in a 10L bucket of semen, both him and his followers thinks this is an awesome idea

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Cash payment = you're a criminal

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

What plant is a motherfucker, and how much water does it need?

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

I live in a somewhat hilly city. That is why I have an electric bike. I'm never sweaty when I arrive at work

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

It looks just as absurd as the situation was. Here's a picture by Philip Jones Griffiths:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea1f99b0-372d-4a11-a63d-f7d3f93c6a3a.jpeg

CurlyMoustache , 5 months ago

Folks from the US: "DDR was a democracy! Why else would they have "democratic" in their name?!!?"

CurlyMoustache OP , 8 months ago

We got a governing body that decides what is correct or not when it comes to our two written languages, bokmål and nynorsk. They do not control speach and what is "correct" to say. I recent years the younger generations (I'm millenial, so not young any more 😢) have began merging two sounds, the sj- /∫/ og kj-sounds /ç/ with only the sj-sound. They can't even hear the diference. This results in funny situations for us who can hear and pronounce the different sounds when used in words.

Kjede, pronounced with /ç/ at the start, means chain (can be used to describe various types of chains).

Sjede, pronounced with /∫/ at the start, means vagina.

The younger generation pronounced both words with /∫/ at the start. This makes the word "kjedekollisjon" not mean "chain collision" any more, but "vagina collision". "Halskjede" with a /∫/, suddenly means "neck vagina", not "necklace". And so on. Language is fun.

CurlyMoustache , 9 months ago

Reminds me of how the government forced the tobacco companies to redesign snus containers to be as ugly as possible. Turned out designers loved them

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/ddB3zq/designekspertene-elsker-de-stygge-snusboksene-ser-ingenting-avskrekkende