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CrypticMirror

@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social

Lover of 90s and 00s fantasy, living proof you can do new age gardening on a windowsill. Stop the cult of neat and tidy, let nature prosper! she/her they/them.

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RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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check warp engine light won't turn off

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Replicate a piece of tape and stick it over it then.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how to calm down

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling 🥃 Get it down ye, hen.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is flash player safe yet

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling No.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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do all humanoids have soft butts

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling except Jellico. He's a hardass.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what are the upsides to being a borg

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling
automatic hardware upgrades, no worrying if your computer is fixable.

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NGC 3621: Far Beyond the Local Group
Credits: Robert Gendler, Roberto Colombari, Hubble Legacy Archive, European Southern Observatory
#nature #space #astrophotography

CrypticMirror ,
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@world_beauty

Astronomy can really make things clear. For example:

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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planets with unicorns

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling
Hysperia.

#LowerDecks

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what species was sachs the gold man

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling
[sharp intake of teeth]

That is kinda close to a not very nice stereotype there, based on the religion/ethnicity of one of Goldman Sachs founders. Uh... yikes.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I gave up over 61 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Justin Timberlake.

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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starship self destruct mechanism forgot password

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Do you remember which email address you used to sign in on? And still have the same phone number you used for two factor id seven years ago?

Wait, is this why Starfleet goes through Enterprises so quickly? They make the passwords so difficult to remember?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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can a hologram get pregnant

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling only in red states

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is it racist when humans play vulcans

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Earface?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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flux capacitor power requirements

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling a whole bunch of jiggle bots!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts I think this one checks out too... ☹️

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Nicotine withdrawal sounds rough.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts False. That is when you go on a diet.

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