BenFranklinsDick

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TIL that it may be faster for humans to run on all fours. ( www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov )

The fastest human on the planet might be a quadrupedal runner at the 2048 Olympics, which may be achieved by shifting up to the rotary gallop and taking longer strides with wide sagittal trunk motion. More generally, investigation of quadrupedal running will not only result in the development of new techniques that allow...

BenFranklinsDick ,

We both know she wouldn't mess it up. It's about doing it correctly so you show up again and again.

BenFranklinsDick ,

Trash ass infographic.

That wet burrito has condiments on it like it's a fucking hot dog.

BenFranklinsDick ,

The mouth albums are legitimately special, and are a great litmus test for people's sense of humor.

BenFranklinsDick ,

Daddy, why does the man with the money have a big nose?

AI Voice Cloning Pushes 91% of Banks to Rethink Verification ( www.bankinfosecurity.com )

BioCatch Survey Report Focuses on New AI-Based Risks and Fraud-Fighting SolutionsBanks are concerned about advancements in voice-cloning technology and the threat it poses to authentication. The failure of identity-centric solutions to combat synthetic identity fraud has convinced 91% of U.S. banks to reconsider their use of...

BenFranklinsDick ,

I would love to see the names of the 9% of banks who believe otherwise.

Obviously they are HIGHLY trustworthy institutions.

Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....

BenFranklinsDick ,

Better idea is to genetically engineer them to make it ACTUALLY happen. Buy a pill bottle and get plastered off of Hawaiian bread for a month.

Chinese swimmers won Olympic golds after testing positive for banned drug as World Anti-Doping Agency accepted 'contaminated kitchen' explanation by Chinese authorities ( www.theguardian.com )

Twenty-three Chinese swimmers tested positive for the banned drug TMZ months before the Tokyo Olympics in 2021, it has emerged. However, they were cleared to compete at the Games after the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) accepted an explanation from the Chinese authorities that the kitchen at their hotel was contaminated....

BenFranklinsDick ,

Whoever gave the final okay was 100% getting paid off.

China has been bribing UN officials to obtain “special benefits” and to block funding from countries that have diplomatic ties with Taiwan, whistleblower and former UN employee says ( www.taipeitimes.com )

The families of non-governmental organization (NGO) delegates to the UN were visited by Chinese police and “forced to phone them to tell them to stop their advocacy, arbitrarily arrested, placed under house arrest for the period of the meeting, disappeared, sentenced to long prison terms without cause, tortured, or, as regards...

BenFranklinsDick ,

Whoa China cheating to get ahead again? Who would have thought.

BenFranklinsDick ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a9cc931b-537f-4048-a48d-5643244462b7.png

Did nobody else see this was written by a FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR?

The flags are there, and they are red.

BenFranklinsDick ,

Title should be changed to "producer lies his ass off".

Nobody is buying his bullshit.

BenFranklinsDick ,

What does that thumbnail have ANYTHING to do with the article?

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