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Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.

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Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.

Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman

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They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.

GOP Trump gold statue at CPAC.

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He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.

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“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.

You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.

Magician David Copperfield Accused of Grooming, Groping, and Drugging Women ( www.rollingstone.com )

Magician David Copperfield is facing allegations of drugging women before sexual encounters, groping women during live performances, and behaving inappropriately with women who were significantly younger than him — including under 18 — in a new investigative piece in The Guardian....

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David Cop-a-feel

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“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”

I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.

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“You're gonna need a bigger manger.”

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“donor gave $5.2 million”

“had raised about $400,000 from over 700 grassroots donations”

“says $3 million of the donation will go toward the group's primary — and most time-sensitive — goal of raising $5.6 million to buy the theater”

"We do not quite have enough money for the purchase itself yet, but we are drawing close to that," Heilig said.

Hmm. I thought $5.2M + $400k was equal to $5.6M. Sounds like the primary goal is to make 2.2 million, 2.6 if you include the 400k raised, disappear. Sounds super dodgy.

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Ford lawyer: “If the fuel injectors don’t fit then you must acquit.”

Judge: “Um, not sure that helps your case here.”

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“Hi everyone and thanks again for coming to the wedding. Firstly, I would like to introduce for the first time my better half Abby”. The reception room falls awkwardly silent for a moment until punctuated by the laughter of a very tipsy uncle Ron from right at the back.

Sorry all …

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Didn’t Luke “pollinate” the Death Star as part of blowing it up.

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Scaramucc, Scaramucc, does not like the human mango?

Blunders, faults, and right wing, but really this all about … ME!

Gali….

(Song is cut short after reaching the maximum allowed Mooch seconds)

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Is it just me or does he look like the love child of Homelander and Donald Trump?

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It’s a snort!

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“Your honour, I will be representing myself today.”

Brian Mwenda walked free from court today after successfully winning his 27th court case in dramatic circumstances.

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Who would have guessed that the reason for this phenomenon in human response would have been …

“You have reached your article limit”

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This is not limited to just brands from China.

“ In July 2023, Human Rights Watch wrote to BYD (China), General Motors (US), Tesla (US), Toyota (Japan), and Volkswagen (Germany) to obtain information about their efforts to map their aluminum supply chains and eliminate exposure to forced labor in Xinjiang. “

https://www.hrw.org/report/2024/02/01/asleep-wheel/car-companies-complicity-forced-labor-china

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In other words this creep has thought about raping women who are wearing shorts. Authorities should be putting him on a watch list.

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“ Carpenter — who holds world records in fork-bending and straitjacket escapes, but has no fixed address “

I can see why he was picked given his relevant credentials.

“Step into my office”. Gestures at a row of large boxes behind Wendy’s. “Yes, the one surrounded by bent forks.”

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This hole is a parfait.

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There are three heels in that photo.

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Officer Chicken Little reporting for duty.

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In Australia it is $12.80 AUD for a large Big Mac meal which is $8.36 USD. For $18.5 USD I can get a much better burger and still a meal deal at either Five Guys or Grilld.

Amazon- and Google-backed AI firm Anthropic says “general-purpose AI tools simply could not exist” if AI companies had to pay licences for the training material ( www.computerweekly.com )

Generative artificial intelligence (GenAI) company Anthropic has claimed to a US court that using copyrighted content in large language model (LLM) training data counts as “fair use”, however....

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“today’s general-purpose AI tools simply could not exist” … “as a profitable venture”

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The closer I looked into the details of this story the more unclear the future of the lab became.

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Of course the bishops won’t support him. When it comes to Trump’s political chess strategy he is a false king supported only by pawns.

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“Sir, have you declared this watch?”

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks!”

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Direct extract from the S 894 US congress bill to address domestic terrorism.

“ Congress finds the following:

(1) White supremacists and other far-right-wing extremists are the most significant domestic terrorism threat facing the United States. “

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Imagine going to such lengths to avoid giving the COVID vaccine to your child but allowing some quack to give your child some questionable pellet to eat.

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Blast from the past.

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Mentioned the Apollo / Reddit saga but did not list Voyager as a client for Lemmy which at least for me has been the closest client in terms of Apollo experience. I know this is Android Police but it did talk about Android and IOS clients in the article.

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Don't wanna be your malware wrench…

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The judge after Trump has finished speaking.

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Mockups created in 1944 by the US government about how Hitler may have looked in disguise. ( lemmy.world )

Excerpt: Towards the end of World War II, U.S. intelligence officials were afraid that the German dictator would flee Germany by assuming a disguise. By 1944 the world identified the man largely by his trademark toothbrush mustache and oily side-slicked hair, so they ordered his portrait to be cloned....

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Guess Who? Nazi Edition.

“Does your dictator wear glasses?”

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Technically she is Sans Legs.

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