Nibodhika , 1 month ago to Ask Lemmy in Which programming languages do you know?

Só for example this in C/C++ #define true (__LINE__ % 10 != 0). Not sure if that counts as swear, but put that in a code and you'll hear lots of swearing hahahahaha

Bandicoot_Academic , 2 months ago to Science Memes in ))<>((

For some context this is one of the winning entries:

#include <stdio.h>

#define N(a) "%"#a"$hhn"
#define O(a,b) "%10$"#a"d"N(b)
#define U "%10$.*37$d"
#define G(a) "%"#a"$s"
#define H(a,b) G(a)G(b)
#define T(a) a a
#define s(a) T(a)T(a)
#define A(a) s(a)T(a)a
#define n(a) A(a)a
#define D(a) n(a)A(a)
#define C(a) D(a)a
#define R C(C(N(12)G(12)))
#define o(a,b,c) C(H(a,a))D(G(a))C(H(b,b)G(b))n(G(b))O(32,c)R
#define SS O(78,55)R "\n\033[2J\n%26$s";
#define E(a,b,c,d) H(a,b)G(c)O(253,11)R G(11)O(255,11)R H(11,d)N(d)O(253,35)R
#define S(a,b) O(254,11)H(a,b)N(68)R G(68)O(255,68)N(12)H(12,68)G(67)N(67)

char* fmt = O(10,39)N(40)N(41)N(42)N(43)N(66)N(69)N(24)O(22,65)O(5,70)O(8,44)N(
45)N(46)N (47)N(48)N( 49)N( 50)N( 51)N(52)N(53 )O( 28,
54)O(5, 55) O(2, 56)O(3,57)O( 4,58 )O(13, 73)O(4,
71 )N( 72)O (20,59 )N(60)N(61)N( 62)N (63)N (64)R R
E(1,2, 3,13 )E(4, 5,6,13)E(7,8,9 ,13)E(1,4 ,7,13)E
(2,5,8, 13)E( 3,6,9,13)E(1,5, 9,13)E(3 ,5,7,13
)E(14,15, 16,23) E(17,18,19,23)E( 20, 21, 22,23)E
(14,17,20,23)E(15, 18,21,23)E(16,19, 22 ,23)E( 14, 18,
22,23)E(16,18,20, 23)R U O(255 ,38)R G ( 38)O( 255,36)
R H(13,23)O(255, 11)R H(11,36) O(254 ,36) R G( 36 ) O(
255,36)R S(1,14 )S(2,15)S(3, 16)S(4, 17 )S (5, 18)S(6,
19)S(7,20)S(8, 21)S(9 ,22)H(13,23 )H(36, 67 )N(11)R
G(11)""O(255, 25 )R s(C(G(11) ))n (G( 11) )G(
11)N(54)R C( "aa") s(A( G(25)))T (G(25))N (69)R o
(14,1,26)o( 15, 2, 27)o (16,3,28 )o( 17,4, 29)o(18
,5,30)o(19 ,6,31)o( 20,7,32)o (21,8,33)o (22 ,9,
34)n(C(U) )N( 68)R H( 36,13)G(23) N(11)R C(D( G(11)))
D(G(11))G(68)N(68)R G(68)O(49,35)R H(13,23)G(67)N(11)R C(H(11,11)G(
11))A(G(11))C(H(36,36)G(36))s(G(36))O(32,58)R C(D(G(36)))A(G(36))SS

#define arg d+6,d+8,d+10,d+12,d+14,d+16,d+18,d+20,d+22,0,d+46,d+52,d+48,d+24,d
+26,d+28,d+30,d+32,d+34,d+36,d+38,d+40,d+50,(scanf(d+126,d+4),d+(6
-2)+18*(1-d[2]%2)+d[4]*2),d,d+66,d+68,d+70, d+78,d+80,d+82,d+90,d+
92,d+94,d+97,d+54,d[2],d+2,d+71,d+77,d+83,d+89,d+95,d+72,d+73,d+74
,d+75,d+76,d+84,d+85,d+86,d+87,d+88,d+100,d+101,d+96,d+102,d+99,d+
67,d+69,d+79,d+81,d+91,d+93,d+98,d+103,d+58,d+60,d+98,d+126,d+127,
d+128,d+129

char d[538] = {1,0,10,0,10};

int main() {
while(*d) printf(fmt, arg);
}

LastYearsPumpkin , 4 months ago to Programmer Humor in Me after I got fired

But rand() is a number between 0-1, so it will never be >10

Basically this is just #define True = False