12thRITS , to random
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How much do we love Kid Rock, with his belly hanging out, in the bed of Elon's Folly painted up to look like "General Lee" from "Dukes of Hazard," I guess?

Video as described in text above

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

12thRITS ,
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@GottaLaff
The indispensable Laffy doing her thing today

edwilk , to random
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GottaLaff , to random
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! 👋🏼

“Republican Rep. Ken Buck of , a hardline conservative who has clashed with his own party at times, said Tuesday that he will leave Congress before the end of his term.

“Today, I am announcing that I will depart Congress at the end of next week,” Buck said…departure from the House will shake up the chamber’s partisan breakdown, where Republicans control only a very narrow majority”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/12/politics/ken-buck-leaving-congress-early/index.html?Profile=cnnbrk&Date=20240312

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
"They're dropping like flies!"
"Groovy."
-The Firesign Theater: "Waiting for the Electrician", etc.

AlterNewt , to random
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Unable to compete with your endearing personal pet pics, we present:

Historic Jobsite Bobcats of Mastodon!

GottaLaff , to random
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🤨”Marianne Williamson announced she is unsuspending her Democratic presidential campaign.

In a statement, released the day after the Michigan primary in which a sizable amount of Democratic voters selected "uncommitted" ..Williamson pointed to what she said was the president's vulnerability in a general election..”

https://www.cnn.com/webview/politics/live-news/michigan-primary-02-27-24/h_65b4f95352c58db5315096872a2a3632?cid=ios_app

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
She can't be President because when she speaks she reminds me of Madeline Kahn in "Young Frankenstein" and we just cannot be subjected to that on the world stage.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Lisa Rubin:

Important for folks to understand that the entire judgment (not just the parts himself’s on the hook for) keeps generating interest each day at 9 percent annually.

NY AG James
@NewYorkStateAG:
·
1h
+$114,553.04 = $464,805,336.70

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
We need a Trump Judgement Interest Clock, like the Times Square Debt Clock, to run onscreen every time he has televised public events.

GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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🔥 #BREAKING #Trump 1/...

#WOMPWOMP #WOMPAGE

via Pagliery!

Breaking news, first
@thedailybeast

Donald Trump has been hit with a massive one-two punch in his bank fraud case.

He owes $372 million for lying—and he can't borrow money from any New York bank, frustrating his ability to appeal the judgment.

TidalFlats ,
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TidalFlats ,
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GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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“That would be two consecutive failures for the House Republican leadership team in one night.” #WompWomp

House on Tuesday failed to pass a standalone package for $17.6 billion in Israel aid amid opposition from both Republicans and Democratic leaders.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/06/politics/house-vote-israel-aid-package?cid=ios_app

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
Outstanding.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Kyle Griffin:

A story to watch over the coming days: How many threats the judges on the D.C. Circuit receive.

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
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