lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh.

skippy442 ,
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@lowqualityfacts
- sex does not make babies. ejaculation makes babies IF the necessary biological pieces all fall into place ... 🤔

luckytran , to random
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The CDC:

CanadianCrone ,
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@luckytran illness is all a trick of your mind. Ignore it and it’ll disappear. Or you’ll die.

luckytran , to random
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How long are you contagious with COVID-19?

Here's what the science says:
➡️ Most people are infectious for ~10 days
➡️ ~80% of people test positive for 5 days after symptom onset
➡️ Only ~30% of people who test positive have a fever
➡️ Presence of symptoms is an unreliable indicator of infectiousness
➡️ Individuals can be infectious before the onset of symptoms
➡️ Asymptomatic cases represent around 20 to 40% of all infections

How long are you contagious with COVID-19? Studies suggest: ➡️ Most people are infectious for ~10 days ➡️ ~80% of people test positive for 5 days after symptom onset ➡️ Only ~30% of people who test positive have a fever ➡️ Presence of symptoms is an unreliable indicator of infectiousness ➡️ Individuals can be infectious before the onset of symptoms ➡️ Asymptomatic cases represent around 20 to 40% of all infections
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    • MHowell ,

    @luckytran you might like the trending hashtag

    jef , to random
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    it's ok to have just one more mint. It's wafer thin!

    video/mp4

    BernieDoesIt , to random
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    remove the tag and see what happens.

    Example tag to be added to bedding reading: Space to Attach DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG under penalty of law This article contains ALL NEW MATERIALS consisting of an INNER SPRING UNIT covered with COTTON FELT Registry No. ........... Space for New York State Inspection Stamp This tag is attached as required by law as a certification that this article is as rep resented Sold by JOHN DOE and SON'S CO., INC. No. 567 Greene St. New York City Date of Delivery....... or Made by Name of Manufacturer. Address......... Date of Delivery.........
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    luckytran , to random
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    It's pathetic the CDC is justifying weakening their guidance because "no one is following them."

    How many times have we heard "but the CDC guidance says it's fine" used as an excuse?

    Weak guidance doesn't lead to better public health. It endorses anti-public health behavior.

    EricCarroll ,
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    @luckytran we follow the science when its popular.

    EtherNRhum ,
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    @luckytran just because i literally lie and dont do my job, and that causes illness and death on an epidemic scale, doesn’t make me a bad guy.

    luckytran , to random
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    The CDC are adjusting COVID isolation guidance not because there's been a change in the science, but because of pressure from CEOs and politicians. This is malpractice and will only increase misinformation and mistrust.

    notthatkaren ,
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    @luckytran Spurned on by this ridiculous decision, reading all the hashtags yesterday was quite hilarious.

    BlackAzizAnansi , to random
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    that it's ok to boil your steak.

    Thumptastic , to random
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    , inject disinfectant or get the UV light inside, somehow.

    CindyWeinstein , to random
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    you should no longer do breast self-exams because they're icky.

    18+ cosmicallyf , to random
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    Always fart into the crook of your elbow.

    jordinn , to random
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    u can take liquids on planes again--

    wait, my bad.

    no need to take shoes off for airport screening--

    oops, wrong again.

    it's fine to fly with an active case of TB, monkey pox, or Covid! 🏆

    thomasfuchs , to random
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    The cook your chicken fingers to medium rare

    KanaMauna , to random
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    The the Broad Street pump has the best tasting water

    EricCarroll , to random
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    Let them get COVID.

    Let them get Long COVID.

    KanaMauna , to random
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    Washing hands after using the bathroom slows down workers from getting back to their station. Bathrooms are also optional. Let the workers urinate in any corner, on food if necessary. Just being realistic.

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    GayDeceiver , to random
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    Breaking: The CDC recommends using Meth for weight loss.

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