samus12345 ,
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Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

morphballganon ,

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

samus12345 ,
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Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.

zabadoh ,

Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...

I'm so confused...

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.

samus12345 ,
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Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

nexusvoyager ,
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THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???

manucode ,
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nexusvoyager ,
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NOOOOO

NOT_RICK ,
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“It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”

Heh

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