"Honey, look me in the eyes... we have two kids together. Remember our first kiss under the bleachers after the game? Look into your heart, you know it's me!" ... is exactly what a flesh pumpkin minion would say. You won't have me now, flesh pumpkin!
The apartment my SO and I rent was once described as "Cozy Postapocalyptic" because of all our plants and scavenged/repurposed stuff - she'll love this
