samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

life on Earth began in caves

I thought it began in the ocean.

Thcdenton ,

Everything reminds me of her

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

I’m skeptical that we’ll establish a long-term presence on the moon, or even visit. We’ll be too busy trying to survive the living hell our governments and corporations have created.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

What we hope for: Star Trek

Where we're really headed: Mad Max

FapFlop ,

Excellent spot for a time capsule.

kikutwo ,

Yes, humanity shall survive in a 900 ft deep cave. Right after we ministurize ourselves and everything we need with the Acme ray gun.

eatCasserole ,

It really is made of cheese!

homesweethomeMrL ,

Y’know we got about ten years before the extinction event we caused catches up with us, right. Moon and Mars fantasies are just that.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, let's just keep the charade up. Keep doing this and sending so much blue origin and spacex trash into low earth orbit.

NegativeInf ,

We on that Kessler Syndrome speed run grind.

Catpurple ,

Yeah? So give up on this frivolous stuff and do... what exactly? Spend 10 years redirecting everyone's efforts into building mausoleums and tombs so we can all hop in in 2034? What are the NASA guys, or the European space agency people, meant to do in relation to the climate crisis and looming extinction event? Rocket science isn't biology, isn't climate science (though launched satellites and the like do help with researching it), isn't geopolitics.

You give me the same vibe as gamers whining about a game's art team making assets for cosmetic dlcs instead of adding story content or fixing game bugs or something, when they literally cannot do anything about those other things because it's outside their jurisdiction.

homesweethomeMrL ,

You’re right space agencies have no resources or skills which could be tasked with mitigating the climate crisis. Particularly any skills around creating sustainable living on the moon. Buncha liquid propulsion trigonometry nerds.

Dunno what i was thinking.

sylver_dragon ,

Tens of thousands of years of progress from humans living in caves so that humans can live in caves, on the Moon.

Cap ,
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I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can't resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

SolarMonkey ,

Full of spiders, if doctor who is anything to go by, which it ofc is.

ajcolson ,

An alien made human trap akin to human made mouse traps, except they aren't baiting us with any delicious food.

Droechai ,

How do you know it's not full of sweet berry tarts and sugary treats?

RandomVideos ,

What if they are baiting us with the possibility of sweet berry tarts and sugary treats and there are none?

Droechai ,

Such villainy!

ajcolson ,

It sounds like you are volunteering for the brave mission to discover moon berries. You will be remembered as a hero.

isles ,

"We're whalers on the moon!"

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

We carry a harpoon!

But there ain't no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing a whaling tune!

over_clox ,

Meanwhile, we can't even fix the homeless problem right here on Earth, despite the abundance of available housing..

PunnyName ,

Was gonna say this myself. God-damned dystopia.

dactylotheca ,
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We could fix it, we just don't want to.

Some of us do want to, sure, but clearly not the people with the power to do anything about it

GBU_28 ,

Completely different revenue streams, academic expertise, decision making possibilities, etc.

It's not that we blew our paycheck on space shit and can't house everyone. We fucked up on the homeless for completely detached reasons. There's more than enough money

witx ,

This is the type of argument I expect to see on Facebook by their mostly uneducated crowds. But here on Lemmy? I thought we were a bit better than that and more rational...

These are completely independent scenarios, with different funding streams, with different problems, solutions and so on.

SplashJackson ,

But what if those humans only ever see their shadows, cast on the moon cave wall?

over_clox ,

They damn sure ain't gonna be touching grass anytime soon..

thejml ,

Another 6 weeks of winter I’d assume.

AbouBenAdhem ,

Until Lunar Plato frees himself from the cave and sees the world as it truly is... then returns and quietly sits back down because it’s a barren wasteland.

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