kemsat ,

I’d rather go party with someone more animated.

orphiebaby ,

Nerd! You only like lame parties!
Wait, no...

chetradley ,

"Hey nice time machine, wanna go to Stephen Hawking's time traveller party?"

"Naw, I heard that shit was lame and nobody showed up. Let's go shoot JFK again."

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I would love to have the ability to see what other realities exists. One where Hitler didn't rise to power, or where Trump wasn't born, or where Musk failed all his projects and became a better person because of it.

jhulten ,

Not to mention setting up the Evil Baby Orphanage for all the mustache men and orange toupees of the multiverse.

Rachelhazideas ,

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  • FiskFisk33 ,

    normally yes, this time actually no?

    ArgentRaven ,

    There's no way he'd know that he'd be outed posthumously as an Epstein Island visitor, and thus no one in the future would want to go meet him in the past.

    I'd say that means time travel is still possible!

    exocrinous ,

    Hadn't heard about that before, so I googled it. It says Hawking visited for a physics conference discussing "what is gravity" with other Nobel prize winners. Epstein offered a reward to whoever could prove Hawking didn't participate in an underage orgy, and I don't know what that's about

    NoLifeKing ,
    @NoLifeKing@ani.social avatar

    Second part smells like onion.

    exocrinous ,

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/05/prince-andrew-clinton-hawking-what-do-the-epstein-documents-say-about-key-people

    The name of the late Cambridge physicist was included in a 2015 email in which Epstein told Maxwell to offer a reward to any of Giuffre’s “friends acquaitonts [sic] family” who could prove false an allegation that Hawking had participated in an “underage orgy” in the Virgin Islands. Hawking, who died in 2018, has not been accused of a crime related to Epstein.

    rockSlayer ,

    Wait what?

    1rre ,

    He was mentioned in a 2015 email but the allegations that led to the email haven't been released in full and so it's entirely possible that it was said to discredit the accuser, and the pictures meant to show him "at an underage orgy" are from a not poorly-attended science conference which I'd expect would be too big to keep anything shady hidden, but this is the best source I could find on it: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/01/04/jeffrey-epstein-stephen-hawking-court-files-claims/

    NoLifeKing ,
    @NoLifeKing@ani.social avatar

    I mean they also hosted normal events there probably much more normal ones than questionable ones.

    A shit load of people have been invited there for normal things. You can't just assume everyone that ever set foot on that island is a pedo.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Watch me

    ArgentRaven ,

    Maybe, but I imagine connected people knew something was up with that island. I remember hearing about the "Lolita Express" plane in maybe the early 2000s on the Internet. At the time I probably thought it was a conspiracy theory, but that it reached common people like me indicates that if you're actually going there, you'd have some questions.

    NoLifeKing ,
    @NoLifeKing@ani.social avatar

    People didn't know, there where just some conspiracy theories around that.

    These conspiracy theories where as believable as the Pizza Gate BS is right now.

    muntedcrocodile ,
    @muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

    The whole midget thing was a complete fabrication sadly. Regardless of how funny it is.

    brbposting ,
    lunlu ,

    Rumors say it was a kids party

    h3rm17 ,

    Yeah, but if I was a time traveller and knew about the party, I would probably also know it was a trap, right? Why would I walk into the trap?

    Dagnet ,

    Because you get to meet Stephen Hawking

    monkeyslikebananas2 ,

    … and you convince him not to tell anyone you showed up.

    fossilesque OP Mod ,
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    This meme aged poorly and I am here for it.

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