nintendiator ,

Honest question: why is a larger collider even needed? Just make the particles run more loops around your track.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

I like how it went from second to third picture. Borders? Who needs borders?

Zerush ,
iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Larger Hadron Collider

mcz ,

Just one more collider bro I swear just this one and we'll fix the standard model bro just one more I swear

Etterra ,

Just wait until the day somebody makes one that's a full 1 AU in radius.

mindbleach ,

It'll still be called the Future Circular Collider when it's shut down after forty years of service. You gotta commit to a scale in the proposal, like the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

Klear ,
nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Chucky McParticleface

mindbleach ,

Lead engineer, Dr. Slab Bulkhead.

NigelFrobisher ,

Is we even sure Geneva hasn’t already been overrun by the Combine?

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

No, that would be Bulgaria

FuglyDuck , (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Of course they need a bigger one. They haven’t spontaneously created a world-ending black hole yet.

(Actually? They should build one looping around the meridians. Maybe build a turret at each pole. You know. In case aliens show up. )

marcos ,

Unironically, getting to watch short-lived black holes explode could be really, really useful.

But no, the larger one on the picture isn't anything near big enough for that.

FuglyDuck , (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t stop some fearmongering from the last one that went operational.

“The new supercollider could cause BlAcK hOLeS; ExPeRtS SaY!!!1!1!1!1!2!?3!!4!!!”

Honestly, I would love a slow-mo guys style video of a bunch of nerdsvery professional researchers smashing microsingularities into random fruit targets.

I assume it would be fairly boring without some massive magnification… but ya know….

pantyhosewimp ,

My understanding based on watching too many science communicators videos on YouTube is that such tiny black holes would evaporate quickly before causing harm that humans could appreciate. However, this would provide experimental evidence of Hawkings theory.

pudcollar ,

What's the new one for?

catch22 ,

For smashing things

Peter_Arbeitslos OP ,
@Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

More particles. MOOOOOREEEE!

Alawami ,

AI particles & AI physics 🤡

DannyMac ,
@DannyMac@lemm.ee avatar
GravitySpoiled ,
AngryCommieKender ,

They'll be gone in another 15 million to 400 million years.

CobblerScholar ,

Why does a larger loop mean better results?

Peter_Arbeitslos OP ,
@Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

More size = more speed and more particles colliding = more bang = more data = for example possibility for dark matter and/or heavier particles to be found.

BoxedFenders , (edited )
@BoxedFenders@hexbear.net avatar

When I see massive and highly technical projects like this I wonder where they find enough skilled labor to build it. Just look at the immense complexity of this and they have to build miles and miles of it underground. I'm imagining that all of the construction workers have PhDs in physics or some shit. Or am I overestimating the demands here?

porous_grey_matter ,

Overestimating it a little, the construction workers just need to be good. But there are indeed literally thousands of PhDs working on it for decades, from all over the world.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Orbital collider when?

liam070 ,
@liam070@sopuli.xyz avatar

Maybe that's the real Kardashev scale...

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