dream_weasel ,

This is not how calorie content is measured...

Ultragigagigantic ,
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

How long would a gallon of gas last me?

Good_morning ,

Also the rest of your life

PhlubbaDubba ,

This just gives me spec-evo ideas for a person who does the shin-godzilla schtick where they ingest radioactive material and then use their inner fluids, either blood or some secondary circulatory system, as a coolant for the internal bio-reactor digestive system.

Either developing sail-hawks and sail-backs to expose as much surface area as possible, or Kit-Fisto style tail-locks with the same purpose.

Maybe a mix of both with the sail fans migrating to be like bat wings for that extra surface area cooling combined with high altitude chill.

Surprisingly I'd actually imagine this creature getting smaller, more use out of every bit of material they can find, and smaller creatures radiate heat more quickly than larger ones, so even more bio-coolant features to keep the reactor from making biological corium.

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Literally, works even better with Plutonium.

huf ,

havent you heard? plutonium is not a real element, it's just a minor elem.

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, its an Actinium (94), but it works better than Uranium. Alternatively you can also use Polonium to eliminate the need to eat for the rest of your life, it was even tested

Vigilante ,

So if i eat nanograms a day i'll be alright eh .

XTL ,

Finally, an application for homeopathy!

UNY0N ,

This should be a stellaris litoid trait. Your pops need no minerals for food, but are highly radioactive.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

Oh, I shouldn't have had seconds.

Strocker89 ,

If you did, you certainly only have seconds now...

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Not even enough to say "I bring you love"

https://file.coffee/u/V27Tbtc7rohMejwMZstF0.png

istoff ,

Lembas

bradinutah ,

The magic from elven bakeries.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

How bout uranus?

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

FYI: unprocessed uranium isn't radioactive enough to do a lot of harm. At least as eaten. BUT uranium is incredibly toxic as a heavy metal so it'd still kill you quickly.

SexMachineStalin ,
@SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net avatar

Still technically correct for "rest of your life" lol

rollerbang ,

I guess it would still be enough for a lifetime 🤷‍♂️

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think a gram of uranium will be able to pass through your digestive system without killing you. I wouldn't call it safe but that ammount of radiation isn't lethal. I don't know if it'd be poison, though.

xkforce ,

If its an oxide or something else insoluble the toxicity would be relatively low. Soluble salts you may as well finalize your will.

deo ,

Tetraethyluranium

Shameless ,

I feel a new tiktok trend coming on...

DestroyerOfWorlds ,
@DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wanna have a glow-poo!

whaaamp whhaaaaaaaammmmmph!

gearheart ,

SenzU bean!

troglodytis ,

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