Rai ,

god I wish that was me

flicker ,

Same.

I'm not even lonely!

Rai ,

I’m married buuuuuutt

PhlubbaDubba ,

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"

"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"

"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."

BaroqueInMind ,

First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

maquise ,

Source?

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Tiefling Melissa

VelvetStorm ,

Is this from something?

pleb_maximus ,

It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

Attaxalotl ,

Teifling Melissa

PotatoesFall ,

the authors barely disguised fetish

TacticsConsort ,
@TacticsConsort@yiffit.net avatar

Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/60db7555-3043-47f3-87b2-03875d29d6fe.png

iiGxC ,
TacticsConsort ,
@TacticsConsort@yiffit.net avatar

TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

Rai ,

What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?

SkyezOpen ,

Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?

Rai ,

They’re only like 100USD each!

SkyezOpen ,

That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.

Rai ,

Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god

Rai ,

Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.

Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.

Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”

All downhill from there.

Mango ,

All downstairs from there.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey whatever floats your satyr

jojo ,
@jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Mark NSFW, please

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

I figured since it didn't actually show anything it would be fine. I edited to mark it NSFW.

gibmiser ,

He got a boner at work

awesome_lowlander ,

How is this even NSFW? Some people are just weird

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Can confirm, I filmed them.

Fades ,

The words “run a train” in the second panel was too much for you?? It wasn’t even separated or emphasized. Perhaps it was the word “nutted”?

Let me guess, you also censor yourself and say things like f***? Maybe you should get off the internet if you need words hidden away

Abnorc ,

I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't want to be caught reading this at work.

Daxtron2 ,

You shouldn't be scrolling Lemmy at work regardless, not saying I don't but yeah

Zorque ,

I wouldn't want to be caught reading a lot of shit at work.

Most of it isn't what would ever be marked as NSFW.

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