futurebird ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Pools.

Public pools.

Because you need to undress to swim, because you and your family are there ... in less clothing. They've always been used as cultural flash points by right wingers. Their playbook is so old and there is never anything new.

What if black people... in THE POOL.
What if trans gender in THE POOL.

(Tim Pool, probably also.)

I'm so tired of the same nonsense in a different swimsuit. OMG get new material you absolute HACKS.

18+ iagondiscord ,
@iagondiscord@wetdry.world avatar

@futurebird I don't even get this one, if trans people being semi-nude in pools was a problem then wouldn't that be a problem for literally everyone else as well

homelessjun ,

@futurebird i remember the huge fuss men made about women showing leg, or any skin at all in a public pool, even the beach!

(oh. wait. i am not THAT old. i remember reading books and seeing newsreels about it. not that i am even that old. young. whatever...)

MyLittleMetroid ,
@MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social avatar

@futurebird tbh I thought they had closed all the public swimming pools after the first one.

indigoparadox ,
@indigoparadox@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird Jokes on them I'm too much of a germaphobe to get anywhere near the pool! 😏

sadmac356 ,
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@futurebird yeah seriously I'm just like "they're people. If they want to swim they should be able to"

smellsofbikes ,
@smellsofbikes@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird can we start a "ban conservatives from pools" movement with graphs and stats about who is most likely to be caught in sexual offenses against minors?

piratero ,

@futurebird they keep this alive out of cruelty.

trabex ,
@trabex@newsie.social avatar

@futurebird

But actually, what if a conservative sex predator....in the pool

Lazarou ,
@Lazarou@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird What if Tim Pool in the Pool?
Ew

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@Lazarou

OK that one might work on me.

Mungencakes ,
@Mungencakes@kolektiva.social avatar

@futurebird @Lazarou He'd keep his beanie on. Unsanitary.

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