One is sobbing desperately and asking for everyone to use the right tool for the task. Please, they cry, avoid the awful hacky workarounds!
One is sobbing desperately and asking for everyone to use the same tool for the task. Please, they cry, make information actually discoverable!
Both sob in commiseration together as they end up using 5 separate tools, duplicating the data 3x, and suffer all of the hacky workarounds with none of the discoverability.