Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to make the streets safer through arbitrary killings, the State of Ohio began executing random people Monday in the hopes they were criminals. “You have to assume at least some of the residents we are hanging and beheading are guilty of something terrible, right?” said Gov. Mike DeWine, who…Read more... #theonion https://www.theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315