I was just thinking about how I am a waiter to my cat. And if there were a Yelp for cats, I am pretty sure Thor’s review of me would go like this:
“Zero stars. Makes me wait far too long for my food to arrive, and when it does, it’s NOT what I ordered. Why won’t they listen to me!?! I like FISH, not chicken.
I get treated like this and then I’m expected to snuggle? I think not. This is why he is my spare human.”
@jerry My cat just thinks I made a mistake. So he asks Why did you leave a pile of stinking excrement on my plate? I know you humans have no working sense of smell but even you should be able to register the stench! How about getting some actual food buddy? I'll help you! I know you didn't mean to give me this toxic sludge!
He leaves his online activities to placing stealth orders for food he likes on Amazon or Chewey.
@jerry I was thinking the other day that we supposedly domesticated dogs to help us yet somehow we ended up working 60hrs a week while they lay on the couch.
Starting to wonder if they actually domesticated us…
@jerry Right? I bet they’d all vote republican too…
“Women should be at home! (Giving me snacks)”
“Protect the border! (From coyotes)”
“Kids should be home schooled! (And dropping cereal on the floor)”
@jerry Yep. And when I call him, he comes because he agrees too, otherwise nada. It's like, cat's plans need to align with yours for them to do what you're asking them. xD
@jerry I tried one of the refrigerated 'fresh' foods for ours as a possible replacement for kibble (she also gets wet food) and it appeared to be a definite "oh hell no" after nothing but a sniff.