OH “If you’re the person who donated items containing radioactive sources to the swap shop, we’d like to talk to you. You’re not in trouble, we just want to know how many more there are.”
@Sinjo@mcc I feel like “you’re not in trouble” might be overpromising there, depending on some unknown specifics of the fact pattern they may in fact be in quite a lot of trouble beyond EMF’s capacity to regulate
@Sinjo@mcc although I guess it depends who this is overheard from, is this a guy in full DuPont Tychem hazmat getup saying “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this”