futurebird ,
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I have a powered ant vacuum for emergencies. Bringing it today feels pessimistic— not bringing it is tempting fate.

futurebird OP ,
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I'm very proud of the design. It can hoover up ants and they aren't harmed. A great tool and less alarming for people to watch than using a aspirator... which makes it look like you have gone the way of geologists and have devolved into snacking on your subjects of study.

BashStKid ,
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@futurebird Licking isn’t quite snacking …

futurebird OP ,
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@BashStKid mmm hmmm of cooourse

FaithfullJohn ,
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@futurebird "... gone the way of geologists..." 😁

llewelly ,
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@futurebird
"only for emergencies"?

isn't that what Lord Vader said when he ordered John Deere to build the largest 'tractor beam they had ever built?

u0421793 ,

@futurebird ant powered vacuum?

futurebird OP ,
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@u0421793 ants abhor a vacuum (of ants) Ants are a gas and expand to fill all ant free spaces.

mcc ,
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@futurebird @u0421793 Now sincerely wondering if you could use the statistics of brownian motion to prove this mathematically

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