THE TIRESOME UNWIPED BUTTCRACKERY EMBODIED IN THE CURRENT A.I. MANIA RAISES IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, LIKE "WHY SHOULD WE NOT JUST DROWN ITS LOUDEST BILLIONAIRE PROPONENTS IN TOILET WATER?" AND "HOW MUCH ECOLOGICALLY DESTRUCTIVE SOLUTIONISM SHOULD SOCIETY ACCEPT BEFORE RESORTING TO CANNIBALISM?"