lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

first day at my new marketing job

Me: Toblertwo

Toblerone executives: Holy fuck

cmdrSprocket ,
@cmdrSprocket@mathstodon.xyz avatar

@lowqualityfacts Also goes as Twin Peaks.

KevinCarson1 ,
@KevinCarson1@kolektiva.social avatar
dploeger ,
@dploeger@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I'm honestly wondering if that's the actual name. Like "Tobler's first product", because the company's actually called Tobler.

oomoepoo ,
@oomoepoo@troet.cafe avatar

@lowqualityfacts So is it like Kit-Kat?

jaycee ,
@jaycee@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts 😂👏👏👏

hpower ,
@hpower@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Hey, that was my idea 20 years ago. I'm now on version 10: Toblerten😊

Webwasp ,
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts Their mew mascots: Toblerone, Toblertwo and Toblethree, aka "The Three Chocolates"

#aiart #digitalart

accretionist ,
@accretionist@techhub.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

{5 months into a successful career at Toblerone}

executives: we're not seeing much productivity out of you lately

me: Toblerthree

executives: jesus christ on a pogostick, we've found our new CEO

jamespthomas ,
@jamespthomas@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts first windows10 with two drive here 🎨

Billybobbell ,
@Billybobbell@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant, you should be the ToblerCEO.

dalfen ,
@dalfen@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Bet they loved you 😂

BenCotterill ,
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Oddel ,
@Oddel@social.cologne avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Cake Cola

CWilbur ,
@CWilbur@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts …then came the turd.

illionas ,
@illionas@medibubble.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Twix-Thrix

MineMcG ,
@MineMcG@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Glad not IKEA shop
Me banned
Ask Handsome salesman how much for one night stand

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