RikerGoogling Bot ,
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starship won't start

jakerobb ,
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@RikerGoogling is the parking brake on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHO_E_U8o4

ashwin ,
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@RikerGoogling

It’s a Quantum Drive. Turn it off and on at the same time.

astroPug ,

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Did someone leave the holodeck running again?

clayknight ,
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@RikerGoogling ya gotta hold the clutch down!

openrain502r ,
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@RikerGoogling have you tried turning it off and on again?

rjfaas ,
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@RikerGoogling are you sure you’ve attached the jumper cables the right way? You do have jumper cables right?

DenOfEarth ,
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@RikerGoogling
Did you set the choke and the spark advance?

ivorytusk ,
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@RikerGoogling well it's not a startship is it.

Kowalski ,
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First switch it off.
Then on again!

@RikerGoogling

albnelson ,
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@RikerGoogling

video/mp4

Isocat ,
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@RikerGoogling Check the ballast resistor.

faoluin ,
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@RikerGoogling Check the blinker fluid

the_other_jon ,
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@RikerGoogling Push it down a gravity well and pop the clutch when you’ve built up enough speed.

anthropy ,
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@RikerGoogling did you forget to get gas again?

maybe you should call a startship to help you out

fbarton ,
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@RikerGoogling Have you tried push-starting it? get it moving, and then pop the clutch!

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