burgersc12 ,

M is for Murder

PriorityMotif ,
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These meme books are rarely any good for reading to kids. We got a few when we had a baby and they aren't really that fun to read. By the time they are old enough to understand the context, they are well beyond learning their abc's

GBU_28 ,

B is for BRRRRTRRR in this family

Aussiemandeus , (edited )
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Right, I came to say this.

There's no B for bandit in my books because there's no bandit in my skies.

nuke Mod ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

BASED

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

When I was a toddler, my dad was one of the mission control guys for the Apollo missions, and my room was decorated with NASA launch vehicle charts dad got from his work.

And I loved it. I thought rockets and space were the bee's knees.

So I don't personally see any issue with setting your kid up with jetfighter kitch if that's what makes them happy.

mindbleach ,

This is aimed at fighter pilot IQ.

pineapplelover ,

Doesn't air force require higher asvab scores?

mindbleach ,

Sorry, you're right, that wasn't fair.

This is aimed at fighter pilot maturity.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Marine pilots

ChicoSuave ,

S is for Sukhoi, see Bandit.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Bandit isn't in my book I only find Brrrrt

nick ,

B is for BRRRRTTTTTTTTT duh.

milicent_bystandr ,

So they just slipped F in there under E without an 'F is for' sentence?

psmgx ,

because F is for Fox-Two

ChicoSuave ,

Eagle One, fox two!

milicent_bystandr ,

Gazelle Three?

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fuselage?
Formation?
Firewall?
Funky Chicken?

milicent_bystandr ,

Oh bother! I appear to be in a spot of trouble.

(This utterance has been translated by safe-speech-o-tron to conform to UN guidelines for family-friendly air-to-ground chatter.)

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Contrast classic astronaut speak: 「Engine explodes and the lower half of the spacecraft drifts away」Um, we might be facing a contingency here.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Is this an actual thing I can order? I would totally buy it

jj122 ,
mnemonicmonkeys ,

Thank you kind sir

milicent_bystandr ,

O is for ORDERS, military or commercial

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