Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will... coffee.. panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh... no, thank God. No I didn't, because they're all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck... I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it's fine. That's not my trailer, that's my neighbor Francis's trailer. And fuck him.
Drink 2 of those a day and you're up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I've seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks...