stembolts , 2 months ago

A, "You stand accused of shooting someone to death."

B, "That is a serious accusation."

A, "Yes, we won't stand for it. It is against our values."

B, "Well whoever told you that I shot someone to death is lying."

A, "You fool, we can't just take your word for that. We are assigning an investigator to look into this. B, can you please look into this for us."

B, "Of course!"

B, "B didn't do it. May the record state that B is innocent, has a huge dong, and is a generous lover."

A, "Case closed. Justice is served."

Footnote : What a fucking joke.