spongeborgcubepants ,

Nah because milk is disgusting

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Go sit in the corner and be mad by yourself then

BobaFuttbucker ,

Use a fork to hold the Oreo in and scoop it out. No milky fingers

ValenThyme ,

Did y'all know you can't dunk oreos in chocolate milk? Like you can but it doesn't do anything to them they don't get soft!

rambling_lunatic ,

Why not dunk it a second time, holding a different spot?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, except replace milk with vodka.

Kachilde ,

Strangely, yes.

DogWater ,

Is this a neurodivergent trait?

Me too.

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

if only Thetis had done what I do with Oreos and stuck a fork in to fully submerge!

rockerface ,
@rockerface@lemm.ee avatar

Or get an invulnerable hand in addition to Achilles. Could be useful

Toes ,
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I ever slightly apply pressure to the cookie while doing that. When the cookie splits it is time to nom

Empricorn ,

Thetis should have used tongs.

psion1369 ,

I like to completely dunk and wait for the bubbles to stop.

Yondoza ,

I only eat drowned Oreos too.

anarchrist ,

What is dead may never die!

Jimbabwe ,

I don’t eat Oreos often, but when I do I kick it up a notch. I pour a glass of milk and keep dropping oreos in there til it’s full up to the top. Then I drink the milk and tilt the glass straight up causing the soggy sleeve of cookie mush to slowly slide down into my gaping maw.

Crackhappy ,
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Gahhhhh

Jimbabwe ,

*Gahhhhmmmmm

PsychedSy ,

I want to make it incredibly clear that we are mortal enemies and have been the day we both knew Oreos.

Jimbabwe ,

Don’t knock it til you try it!

Shardikprime ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c71aaf0a-dd57-42f4-892e-6b0c2cc33d83.png

PsychedSy ,

You're fuckin' up. Oreo in mouth dry. Milk next. Suck the air out to vacuum soak the Oreo. This also prevents impure milk.

Unless your goal is shitty milk.

H1jAcK ,

wtf you on about? Cookie milk is second best, behind only cereal milk

PsychedSy ,

Fucking heathens will burn. You have to learn to use the right amount of milk in cereal so none is left. Otherwise, pure milk is necessary to purge the vileness of the cereal milk.

psion1369 ,

You're eating the wrong cereal. Try the extra milk after a honey cereal, your life will change.

PsychedSy ,

Abomination.

Flummoxed ,

Ever tried your oreo method with cereal? No measuring and no soggy cereal!

PsychedSy ,

Sounds time-consuming for cereals you have to half-sog.

Flummoxed ,

Abomination!

H1jAcK , (edited )

  1. Pour cereal

  2. Pour milk

  3. Eat cereal

  4. Refill bowl

  5. Repeat 3 and 4 until finished

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