Whenever we were partying and had noone to drive us home we just did, what we've called "teleport drinking" aka drinking so much you wake up in your bed. It miraculous worked every time (if you just forget the one time i woke up on my stairs).
God I’m so glad drinking isn’t my thing. I absolutely hate being around intoxicated people, much less the ‘get blackout drunk and don’t remember half the shit I did’ types. It’s so cringe people do that for fun.
I become a pro athlete when I'm blackout drunk apparently, run like lightning as long as nothing is in the way like a small fence or rather large glowing sign.
Lol I once beelined home from the bar, about 2 miles, through backyards, over fences, up a large hill, my more sane friends took a taxi home, were drinking in the kitchen, and I came in the back door covered in leaves and dirt and torn clothes. They were pretty surprised with my off-road route
If you dont wakeup with a bunch of random unexplained injuries, did you even get blackout drunk?
I once woke up with a giant blister over the top of ny entire foot, turns out after finishing off a bottle of tequila and eating both worms by myself, because "everyone was fucking bitches" direct quote, I apparently got cold and tho7gh the middle of the fire is hot, I'll stand there, 5 times I attempted it, out smarting a bunch of peole way less drunk than I was, until they could get my missus at the time to come get me and take me home.
I've never been arrested due to any decision made while drunk. Uber/Lyft/taxis have saved my ass.
I have been arrested for protesting, doing over 100 on an empty road, and trying to kill my father to get back at him for beating the unholy shit out of me for years, but I did all that sober.
