Math Memes

amansman , in is this how you spell numbers?

WHAT YOU SAY!?

LostWon ,

Somebody set up us the bomb!

NateNate60 , (edited ) in yeah whats wrong

I get that this is just a meme, but for those who are curious about an actual mathematical argument, it is because Pythagoras's theorem only works in Euclidean geometries (see proof below). In Euclidean geometry, distances must be real numbers of at least 0.

There exists at least one ∆ABC in a 2-D non-Euclidean plane G where (AB)² + (AC)² ≠ (BC)² and m∠A = π/2

Proof: Let G be a plane of constant positive curvature, i.e. analogous to the exterior surface of a sphere. Let A be any point in G and A' the point of the furthest possible distance from A. A' exists because the area of G is finite. Construct any line (i.e. form a circle on the surface of the "sphere") connecting A and A'. Let this line be AA'. Then, construct another line connecting A and A' perpendicular to the first line at point A. Let this line be (AA')' Mark the midpoints between A and A' on this (AA')' as B and B'. Finally, construct a line connecting B and B' that bisects both AA' and (AA')'. Let this line be BB'. Mark the intersection points between BB' and AA' as C and C'. Now consider the triangle formed at ∆ABC. The measure of ∠A in this triangle is a right angle. The length of all legs of this triangle are, by construction, half the distance between A and A', i.e. half the maximum distance between two points on G. Thus, AB = AC = BC. Let us define the measure of AB to be 1. Thus, 1² + 1² = 2 ≠ 1². Q.E.D.

been_jamming ,

The pythagorean theorem works in any complex hilbert space

benignintervention , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

Oh shit this just upgraded my CAD game

threelonmusketeers , (edited )

Is it possible to create a golden ratio rectangle in CAD using "ruler and compass" techniques, or is numerical approximation necessary?

anton ,

I don't do CAD, but can it be done with "ruler and compass"?
Yes, as the golden ratio is (1+sqrt(5))/2 and sqrt(5) can be found in a right angled triangle with side length 1,2 and sqrt(5).

With some effort the root of any natural number can be constructed with ruler and compass by creating a spiral of right angled triangles.

been_jamming ,

The lengths you can construct are exactly the numbers which are composed of 1, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, and square roots

sandalbucket , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

I love icospheres. Better than UV spheres.

Fox , in You don't have to use gyroelongation

When you roll a natural 1 on your charisma check

nilaus ,

Bob?

Sotuanduso , in Fractions
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My high school geometry teacher said we're not allowed to use mixed fractions unless we're baking.

Then one time he put mixed fractions on a test. He told the class he was baking when he wrote it.

0ops ,
apotheotic , in yeah whats wrong
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"um actually" I guess to properly apply the pythagoras theorem here, you'd need to consider the magnitude of the lengths of each of these vectors in complex space, both of which are 1 (for the magnitude of a complex number you ironically can use pythag, with the real and imaginary coefficients of each complex number.

So for 1 you get mag(1+0i)=root(1^2 + 0^2)
and for i you get mag(0+1i)=root(0^2 + 1^2)

Then using pythag on the magnitudes, you get hypotenuse = root(1^2 + 1^2) = root 2, as expected

Shit I meant uhh imaginary number go brr it zero

Gullible , in yeah whats wrong

I feel I must offer the superior version of that meme template. Lemmy’s not a fan of crowder for reasons likely mirroring those of his ex wife.

mathematicalMagpie ,

Fuck the guy in the original meme, but we need a version for people tired of Calvin.

Lucidlethargy ,
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SpaceNoodle ,

No, let's filter out those people too.

pruwybn , in YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO THIS WHOLE TIME!
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I feel like this is not so much a meme as just a thing that is wrong.

737 ,

it's a reference to some calculators wrongly approximating some values to a fraction of π

pineapplelover , in [OC] TI Beats CASIO in Graphing Calculator Market (2004)

Casio is superior

ChaoticNeutralCzech OP ,

Yes but not in terms of market share, unfortunately. Monopolies suck. The best solution would be a standard open source operating system that would run on ARM hardware with a wide range of RAM and display support, like Java apps on midrange phones in the 2000s. And a QWERTY keyboard when rotated (we need the law changed for that to be legal in US schools). And an OK, as well as a BACK or EXIT button like CASIO. On the TI, I've seen programs that use MENU, DEL, CLEAR, ALPHA, SHIFT+MENU (QUIT), ON or a menu item confirmed by SHIFT (the usual OK key in games) to exit.

pineapplelover ,

I'd buy the fuck out of an open source calculator

ChaoticNeutralCzech OP ,

There are some open source graphic calculator projects but they aren't mass-produced and none are exam-approved. Software support is lacking but TI-84 Plus emulators exist so if someone rewrites TI-OS and the ROM (or requires people to dump it like the current ones), it could run that.

Did you know the humble Nokia 3410, the first Java phone, would dither games meant for higher-resolution color screens? Of course, programs for these calculators could use semi-vector graphics like the Web, or detect screen resolution and support the common ones natively, in a single or multiple executables like PocketPC software.

urist , in is this how you spell numbers?
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Have you noticed?

1 - one

2 - two

3 - three

...

9 - nine

10 - ten

11 - eleven

12 - twelve (A DOZEN)

13 - thirteen

Why does the way we name numbers in english change after twelve?

A dozen dozen? We have a word for that, a gross. An hour? 60 minutes, or 5 dozen minutes.

We were always meant to count in base 12. It's a conspiracy; I know you see it too. The truth cannot be silenced forever.

[insert more timecube/flat earth style ramblings here]

0x4E4F , in when you're horny, but have to study maths
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I don't get it...

driving_crooner OP ,
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This is from my probability class in an actuarial sciences mba. Xj is a random variable of the value of a claim, N is another random variable of the number of claims in a year, S is another random variable of the total sum of claims in a year.

0x4E4F ,
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OK, but what does that have to do with being horny.

Doombot1 ,

S=Σx

good_girl , in is this how you spell numbers?
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Getting real french vibes from this...

Sop , in is this how you spell numbers?

No

NiPfi , in Vive la révolution

I think I need an English translation for this

SlamWich ,

Took me a moment as well. This is the French Revolution in the sense that France is being partially rotated around an axis, or revolving.

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