On my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh...
... I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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... I think it was Farmer Geddon.
Can't they afford the real stuff?
Now I stand corrected.
Because everyone kneads it.
...he gives me the crepes.
Crows had to drink at home.
He couldn't see that well.
A frog. It croaks every night.
Beats paying rent.
Dad: "No, son."
So I offered them a few encouraging words.
So I told him to grow a pear.
I watched it all unfold.
The other two are hilarious though
Because it had a conductor.
When they are already finishing each others sentences.