Empricorn ,

EVERY drink is water!

  • Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
  • Juice is less water and some squished fruit
  • Beer is less water and some cooked hops
  • Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
  • Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
  • A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit

So DON'T TELL ME WATER ISN'T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water...

joyjoy ,

If that's the case, I guess I'll pick kool-aid powder.

moosetwin ,

I wish you'd said beer was less water and more squished fruit

SpeedLimit55 ,

You can either have whole milk or fresh squeezed juice. 😂

ttk ,

Whole milk is just water with some emulgated fat in it.
Fresh squeezed juice is just water with some biomass in it.

I suppose we need to switch to sunflower oil or something. It is digestible, has no water in it, but isnt exactly healthy.

downpunxx ,
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Water is the main component of any and every beverage

Nougat ,

Elemental mercury.

squaresinger ,

You'll drink this until the end of your life. Works the same with molten iron though.

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