This story is about 20 years old so the exact details are a tad fuzzy.
I was a somewhat awkward kid in high school, when i was around 14-16 i was on a family vacation and was walking through the hotel lobby to go to the beach for a night walk.
I ran into a group of like 3 or 4 girls my age or a tad older and we started talking.
After a little while of chatting it up one girl asked to see my wallet, odd request but whatever, im an awkward teenager chatting with a group of girls i thought was attractive.
As she is inspecting my wallet she asks "where do you keep your condom in your wallet?"
I proudly told her (like my parents always warned me) "you shouldn't keep a condom in your wallet b/c it can cause it to rip"
That kind of killed the conversation for them so after a few more minutes I went on down to the beach.
It didnt hit me until I was close to 30 why she was asking where i kept a condom in my wallet...