xX_fnord_Xx

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xX_fnord_Xx ,

I am not a man of any faith, but prayers for a timely stroke have crossed my mind.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I'm absorbing this info because it will probably be beneficial in a future adventure game as a puzzle solution.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

But what of the coming Subaru Wars?

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I'll try to fill the void...

: Watches Saw XI:

It stinks!

xX_fnord_Xx ,

My goal is to greet everyone in the morning at my new job.

I'm liked well enough for my knowledge and how hard I work at my current position, but I was still shell shocked from quarantine when I started and avoided eye contact and conversation.

At this point I'm fairly certain everyone thinks I'm differently abled.

Maybe I am.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

My grandfather was a garbage man so my father could be a fireman so I could stock grocery shelves whilst writing the Great American Novel on my days off.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I had a pair of those, too. They gave out after I'd only lifted three Ford Pintos over my head.

I asked the Chinese takeout for my money back, but they pretended not to understand me.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

This just in; drinking 30 percent sugar in moments every day causes weight gain.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Can't we stahp all this wafflin ' dere, and maybe finish are waffles?

Brunch only comes once a week, don't 'cha know.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Phhft, a make only patriarchy, in the US? !

/S

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Somehow I'm getting two-three texts every day from this scumbag, though I've never voted conservative or signed any conservative petitions.

Different number every time, so I can't block them.

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