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wonkette_bot Bot , 9 days ago to random

Orange Is The New Steve Bannon https://www.wonkette.com/p/orange-is-the-new-steve-bannon

wonkette_bot Bot , 12 days ago to random

Fauci Memoir Portrays Trump As Lousy Profane Boss With Volcanic Temper, Surprise! https://www.wonkette.com/p/fauci-memoir-portrays-trump-as-lousy

wonkette_bot Bot , 20 days ago to random

Clarence Thomas Leads All Other Justices In Grifting Sweepstakes By A F**kload https://www.wonkette.com/p/clarence-thomas-leads-all-other-justices

wonkette_bot Bot , 20 days ago to random

Alex Jones Is Getting Liquidated https://www.wonkette.com/p/alex-jones-is-getting-liquidated

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MAGA Lying That Biden Ordered Trump Assassinated, Because They Know Their Stupid Voters Believe Them https://www.wonkette.com/p/maga-lying-that-biden-ordered-trump

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NFL To Harrison Butker, In So Many Words: Shut Up And Kick https://www.wonkette.com/p/nfl-to-harrison-butker-in-so-many

wonkette_bot Bot , 1 month ago to random

Biden, Trump Agree To Two Debates. Still Negotiating Cage Match Format, Tan Suits. https://www.wonkette.com/p/biden-trump-agree-to-two-debates

wonkette_bot Bot , 1 month ago to random

Sloppy Steve Bannon All Out Of Appeals https://www.wonkette.com/p/sloppy-steve-bannon-all-out-of-appeals

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

Murderous Governor Kristi Noem Shot Her Own Dog Like It Was A Common Migrant https://www.wonkette.com/p/murderous-governor-kristi-noem-shot

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

AZ Republicans Have Found Some More Voter Fraud! Surprise It Is This Republican. https://www.wonkette.com/p/az-republicans-have-found-some-more

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

Tom Cotton Having Another One Of His Little Man Tough Guy Episodes, Bless His Heart https://www.wonkette.com/p/tom-cotton-having-another-one-of

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

In Year Of Our Lord 2024, White-Sounding Names Still More Likely To Get Called Back For Job Interviews https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-year-of-our-lord-2024-white-sounding

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

Joe Biden Checks 'Close Gun Show Loophole' Off Dems' Bucket List https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-biden-checks-close-gun-show-loophole

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Trump's Stupid Overvalued Stock Crashes, Will Keep Crashing, Is Stupid https://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-stupid-overvalued-stock-crashes

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A Tale Of Two Voter Frauds https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-tale-of-two-voter-frauds

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

Life Under Glenn Youngkin: No Weed Or Higher Pay, But Shoot Each Other All You Want https://www.wonkette.com/p/life-under-glenn-youngkin-no-weed

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MI Rep Matt Maddock Sees Something, Says Something, Is Hilariously Wrong, Won't Shut Up https://www.wonkette.com/p/mi-rep-matt-maddock-sees-something

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Fancy British Mancave: No Girls Allowed! https://www.wonkette.com/p/fancy-british-mancave-no-girls-allowed

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

Aussie Billionaire Building New Titanic To Sink 'Wokeness' https://www.wonkette.com/p/aussie-billionaire-building-new-titanic

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James Comer Gonna Make Joe Biden Sit In This Chair ‘Til He Tells Congress What He Did! https://www.wonkette.com/p/james-comer-gonna-make-joe-biden

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Hannity Says Biden Taking Our Fridges And Stoves And The Meat In Our Fridges And The Meat On Our Stoves And Our Cars And The Meat In Our Cars And https://www.wonkette.com/p/hannity-says-biden-taking-our-fridges

wonkette_bot Bot , 2 months ago to random

RFK Jr. Running Mate Thinks Sunlight Is The Best Fertility Treatment https://www.wonkette.com/p/rfk-jr-running-mate-thinks-sunlight

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Nobody In America Goes To Church Anymore. Eat It, White Conservative Losers. https://www.wonkette.com/p/nobody-in-america-goes-to-church

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Shocking Study Finds Pharmaceutical Companies Once Again Screwing Diabetes Patients https://www.wonkette.com/p/shocking-study-finds-pharmaceutical

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Joe Lieberman Didn’t Leave Earth, Earth Left Him https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-lieberman-didnt-leave-earth-earth

wonkette_bot Bot , 3 months ago to random

The FTC Thinks Your Groceries Are Expensive Enough Already Without A Kroger-Albertsons Merger https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-ftc-is-raining-on-the-kroger

wonkette_bot Bot , 3 months ago to random

Idiot Mississippi Senator Ain't Gonna Have Y'all Rustlin' Up No 'Human-Animal Chimeras!' https://www.wonkette.com/p/idiot-mississippi-senator-aint-gonna

wonkette_bot Bot , 3 months ago to random

Sounds Like James Comer Stapled His Donger To The Wall Again With This Hunter Biden Deposition https://www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-like-james-comer-stapled-his

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Mitch McConnell Peacing Out, Has One More (UKRAINE) Thing (UKRAINE) On To-Do List (UKRAINE) https://www.wonkette.com/p/mitch-mcconnell-peacing-out-has-one

wonkette_bot Bot , 3 months ago to random

Judge Rules Normal Plain Vanilla Awful Republican The Winner Of All Michigan GOP's Debts https://www.wonkette.com/p/judge-rules-normal-plain-vanilla

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Super-Dumb Trump Lawyer Burned By Own Burner Account https://www.wonkette.com/p/super-dumb-trump-lawyer-burned-by

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Joe Biden Calls Putin 'Crazy SOB,' Kremlin Calls Biden 'Hollywood Cowboy' Just Like ... Reagan? https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-biden-calls-putin-crazy-sob-kremlin

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Didn't We Say James Comer Was Literally Just Investigating The Fumes Of Rudy Giuliani's Russian Spy Farts? https://www.wonkette.com/p/didnt-we-say-james-comer-was-literally

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

West Virginia House Gonna Put Those Obscene Teachers And Librarians IN JAIL https://www.wonkette.com/p/west-virginia-house-gonna-put-those

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Trump Team Not Preparing To Turn America Into Christian Theocracy, How Dare You! https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-team-not-preparing-to-turn

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Brave Sir Lindsey Graham Runs Away https://www.wonkette.com/p/brave-sir-lindsey-graham-runs-away

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Mayorkas Impeached, Reason TBD At Later Date, Or Never, Whatever https://www.wonkette.com/p/mayorkas-impeached-reason-tbd-at

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Fox News Saw Taylor Swift Doing A Beer https://www.wonkette.com/p/fox-news-saw-taylor-swift-doing-a

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Suppose They Held A Trucker Convoy And Nobody Came https://www.wonkette.com/p/suppose-they-held-a-trucker-convoy

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

EU Could Sanction Tucker Carlson For His Little Russian Adventure, And MAGA Is SQUEALING https://www.wonkette.com/p/eu-could-sanction-tucker-carlson

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

UPS Laying Off 12,000 People Because $9.9 Billion In Profits Just Isn't Enough https://www.wonkette.com/p/ups-laying-off-12000-people-because

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Trump Looks Back On His Latest Week Of Winning, Where Nothing Bad Happened To Him And Everything Was OK https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-looks-back-on-his-latest-week

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Joe Manchin Thinks He Can Be President Because His Thinking Is In The Shop https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-manchin-thinks-he-can-be-president

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

How Hard Is Trump Getting Punched In The Wallet Right Now? Let's Tally It Up! https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-hard-is-trump-getting-punched

wonkette_bot Bot , 4 months ago to random

Kristi Noem Fails Texas History But Wears Cool US Flag Hat For Extra Credit https://www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noem-fails-texas-history-but

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UAW Endorses Fellow Picket Line Walker Joe Biden https://www.wonkette.com/p/uaw-endorses-fellow-picket-line-walker

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Insurrectionist Charged With 91 Felony Counts, Currently Out On Bail, Wins Iowa GOP Caucus https://www.wonkette.com/p/insurrectionist-charged-with-91-felony