triz

triz , 11 days ago to random

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for painstakingly applying for the position of "Dicksucker" at our company via Indeed! We appreciate that you submitted resumes in both PDF and Indeed formats, then manually typed your work experience into our custom fields, then took fifteen minutes of unrelated skills testing!

Please click the link below to create an account with HRWare.org to begin your Jobify application, in which you will fill out all the same prior information in a maddeningly different format. The application form's tab order is completely broken and you will be forced to sign an affidavit that you agree to pre-Triangle Shirtwaist Fire working conditions.

You will then be asked to link your Toady and Bootlickr accounts, where you can fill out all the same information again. You will be asked for a profile picture despite it being probably illegal for us to ask for such directly.

We will be sure to notify you within 1-57 weeks whether we have decided to ignore you now or invite you to supplicate yourself before us before sending your resume to the circular fire and hiring someone's nephew.

No regards,

Percival H. Lippincott,
Fictional Man I Made Up