SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You had me at magnets.

prex ,

Stop doing magnets.

Inanimate objects were never meant to be attracted to each other.

Years of sticking yet no real world use found.

Wanted to join things just for a laugh? We had a tool for that it was called glue.

"Magnetism and electricity are two sides of the same coin” "attraction decreases with the inverse square of distance” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

Look at what magnematicians have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the funding we have given them.

"hello I would like an invisible force please"

They have played us for absolute fools.

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0x0 ,

They have played us for absolute fools

Maeve ,

There's my daily lol! Thank you!

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