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sjuvonen

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Converts coffee into infrastructure. Propping up internet services in the silly valley since the previous century. Generalist linux beard. Possibly jaded. You can hire me. Internet operations, security, practices and processes, linux, doors and corners.

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jerry , to random
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“You have the morals of an alley cat” is probably the high point

sjuvonen ,
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@jerry Cat libel.

futurebird , to random
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"They're certainly not holding 'truth to power'" -Sean Hanity

Why can't they get their own little things to say? Why are ya'll always COPYING? It's so insecure.

sjuvonen ,
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@futurebird I’ve been trying to come up with a name for this phenomenon. Cognitive parasitism?

jerry , to random
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I saw a cyber Incident response truck on my way to lunch

sjuvonen ,
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@jerry Found a niche for the Cybertruck.

futurebird , to random
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There were once giant aquatic sloths, like seacows... but sloths. (Thalassocnus)

And they lived in fear of the toothy teethed whale dolphins (Acrophyseter) who are the scariest things I've ever seen.

Miocene is one giant uncanny valley. I don't know why it doesn't get more attention for the sheer creep out factor.

sjuvonen ,
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@llewelly @futurebird Ok so like an orca but twice as long. Imagine that coming to play with your sailboat. With that smile.

GottaLaff , to random
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Whoa.

Aaron Rupar just posted a video on Threads in which this happened. And it was egregious:

“yikes! just confused Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley”

Trump was referring to and how “Nikki Haley was in charge of security.”

Now Flopsweat McBoneSpurs, please tell us how it’s Biden who’s falling apart.

sjuvonen ,
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@philip_cardella @GottaLaff Fwiw, I agree. The odds for a fall are increasing.

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