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mockpaperscissors.com , 7 hours ago to random

A photoshop of Tim Scott at a McDonalds grinning with a happy meal in front of him. Next to him is a Raggedy Ann style doll with her own Happy Meal.Sen. Tim Scott and his hawt lingerie model Xristian girl friend from Canada (you don’t know her) (H/T Scissorhead DCap)

Sen. Tim Scott and his hawt Canadian lingerie model girlfriend are calling it off now that Lord Damp Nut has chosen a mediocre white dude… Just guessing.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/07/15/in-related-news/

mockpaperscissors.com , 3 months ago to random

https://mps110.files.wordpress.com/2024/03/ronna-romney-mcdaniel.jpg?w=640&h=360

…she’s gone, according to the NYPost:

NBC News plans to drop former Republican National Committee boss Ronna McDaniel as a paid contributor after network stars including MSNBC primetime headliner Rachel Maddow and the co-hosts of “Morning Joe” blasted the decision to bring the Trump-backing politico on board.

The network has not made an announcement, but one is pending, according to Puck News. The Post has sought comment from NBC and McDaniel.

So far the MPS house is winning all of its bets. She didn’t last a Scaramucci, and the Brit’s head of lettuce is laughing at her.

(Hat tip Scissorhead D-Cap)

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/03/26/and-just-like-that/

mockpaperscissors.com , 5 months ago to random

https://mps110.files.wordpress.com/2024/02/trump-or-elvis.jpg?w=640&h=914

Well, if were talking late stage Elvis, take a merde and die on the floor of a Vegas bathroom, sure.

Ann Coulter agrees:

Maybe he could die? https://t.co/TQPi5Bx3XB

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 4, 2024

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/02/04/hes-mental/