mahenderkar

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MikeDunnAuthor , to random
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mahenderkar ,

@MikeDunnAuthor Unsuccessful make the others successful.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I am finally the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. It's incredible. Drove over a puddle this morning and only three of the doors have begun to rust. One door impressively remains rust-free. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Little guy flew off like it was nothing. Men respect my vehicle and women want to sleep with it. Downloaded a sweet software patch that keeps the A/C running full blast 24/7. Well worth the $100k.

mahenderkar ,

@lowqualityfacts Don't buy that minecraft POS.

aral , to random
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Capitalism will not fix capitalism.

mahenderkar ,

@aral Because it didn't broke in the first place.

mahenderkar ,

@hosford42 Yup. Capital makes capital. Poverty makes poverty.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Feeling down because everyone on social media is funnier than you? Don't despair. Instead, find the funniest person you know and eat them. Devouring another human won't transfer their sense of humor to you or anything, but it will give you one less funny person to compete with.

mahenderkar ,

@lowqualityfacts "Funny" is a very subjective term btw. Scientifically, a sentence becomes funny when the reader / listener doesn't expect the line coming which is very new to hear & also socially acceptable.

Devouring one just makes us arrogant & anti social.

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Should an earth-shrouding network of low orbit satellites be something that can be privately owned? How many people would be as blithe about the sky & light pollution if it were owned by IDK antifa or Iran or whatever seems scary to you?

I feel like we failed to have a required conversation. The sky belongs to everyone. No one asked me if I wanted this, no one asked you.

Speaking of moving fast, breaking things … how hard would it be to shoot them down? If it is illegal to do so, why?

mahenderkar ,

@futurebird
Forget the sky pollution. My concern is when would they might fall on who's head.

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