littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Trump says he’ll appeal ‘ridiculous’ E. Jean Carroll defamation ruling

He will, and he'll get away with it, too. Wheeee

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Trump says he’ll appeal ‘ridiculous’ E. Jean Carroll defamation ruling

Less than a decade ago? Were you around to vote against Bush Sr's backbirth the first term? Were you there when he got judges to grant him his second? "Less than a decade" is a naive breadth of scope in politics, all due respect.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to World Mews in US approves $23bn sale of F-16 war planes to Turkey

Really. "War planes". Did you run out of allegories? How about technical terms? Fresh out of subtlety? Too underpaid & overworked to GAF? Sure, that tracks. But, "war planes"? That's schoolyard hyperbole, FFS.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Conservatives wanted “mental acuity” to be a top 2024 election issue. It’s blowing up in their face

And your comment is "pithy" like a "pith helmet" is a hole in the head.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Conservatives wanted “mental acuity” to be a top 2024 election issue. It’s blowing up in their face

You're welcome for the indignant blush and reluctant shiver. The afterglow, however, is all you. ✨

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Nikki Haley PAC Out Raises Donald Trump by Millions: Report

I wish they fuckin' would, frankly

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Conservatives wanted “mental acuity” to be a top 2024 election issue. It’s blowing up in their face

Of course they do. They're reverse cuckpuppets with daddy's fat dick so far down their burger holes they dance to his pulse.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Has Polling Become Weaponized?

This just in! The word "weaponized" is the new "literally". Also, "w00t".

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to BestOfLemmy in Career nursing assistant explains the hygiene around eating ass *in extreme detail*

More like "Scooter", considering how itchy they seem to have their bunghole scritched.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Conservatives wanted “mental acuity” to be a top 2024 election issue. It’s blowing up in their face

What's underrepresented in those stats is that the vast majority of those that consider Trumpf "capable" are fucking morons themselves, and the rest are hateful cunts just looking for an excuse.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Nikki Haley PAC Out Raises Donald Trump by Millions: Report

What an odd way to describe catching a bullet or six. Have an upvote for creativity.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Nikki Haley PAC Out Raises Donald Trump by Millions: Report

That's kinda what they're banking on, though...

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Nikki Haley PAC Out Raises Donald Trump by Millions: Report

Not to mention: killed her husband in the first fucking place.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to NonCredibleDefense in Hey guys I got an idea

Stay in school, kids. 🫣

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to NonCredibleDefense in Hey guys I got an idea

Yeah, the ones that stayed home?