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I emerged from the primordial soup to become a law prof.

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Company: Pick a password!
Comp: Stronger!
Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.
Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.

Five minutes later
Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/12/business/att-customers-massive-breach/index.html

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Company: Pick a password.
Comp: No, a stronger PW.
Comp: Stronger!
Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.
Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.

Five minutes later

Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.

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Breaking: In his statement regarding the secret audio recording of himself and Justice Roberts, Justice Alito claims both voices are actually his wife's.

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BREAKING: Spouse of Justice Alito readying flags for jury verdict.

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Breaking: The University of Southern California has closed its campus and will not hold classes out of an abundance of caution. We are concerned someone might utter a word we don't like based upon the education and training we provided to them.

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Well, you just know if you're dressing in State Farm attire it's not going to completely cover you.

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